shamitomita:

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

(via theribos)

lumpyspacelion:

what the actual fuck

lumpyspacelion:

what the actual fuck

(via lyxdelsic)

clothedbabe:

had your eyes wide open
why were they open

clothedbabe:

had your eyes wide open

why were they open

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lmao666:

"There are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity… He was one of them. What more is there to say?"

The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)

Wes Anderson

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kanyelifevest:

who’s iggy iglesias

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scorpiofruit:

*sees my son playing basketball with his friends* *brings everyone fresh lemonade and cookies while wearing booty shorts a crop top and wedges*

(via donatellavevo)

roughness:

mileskane:

hey there delilah whats it like in new york city…

i’m a thousand miles away but i’m still thinking of that titty

(via millennialalex)

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aaaaa42:

did you click on my blog expecting “jokes”?? Fool. I am the joke

(via grawly)

girlfights:

When your friend has a bug on their face

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