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raikouji:

inmate: what u in for

me: torrenting anime

inmate: nice

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di-johnlock:

It’s not over, don’t forget

di-johnlock:

It’s not over, don’t forget

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babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

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  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring

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So i was playing Destiny and i was doing amazing with all the waves of Fallen i was getting 

i got too brave 

to mad to replay the mission :( 

my companion on my lazy days off 

my companion on my lazy days off 

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

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lizclimo:

impressive 

lizclimo:

impressive 

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renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

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